Jammin with Mike

i dont care if i took some liberties with the quote. yes, it is in fact, from a television show, yes it is a title rather than a quote. yes, where it says mike there should be two "d's" an "E" and some other miscellanious letters, but today i dont care, because today i proved that the old saying "bad things come in groups of three" is in fact a complete lie!

this is indeed the fourth day in the row of crap, and to risk bitching in an area i dont normally like to bitch too much in, i am going for it... but i promise a nifty pic in the end of a moron trying to offer the public a great item, (1.17 at wal-mart).

so, until monday i was planning on going to seattle to see my good friend off to afganistan. he is tall, and as such i thought that it would be a good idea to see him before he goes to the middle east, where he would live the life of some sort of massive infedel. but, the american government, that's right folks, the beautiful amercan government that owes me a tax return after three and a half months and yet sent me a court summons for being one day late with a ticket payment, decided that he should in fact leave for the paradise of the muslim a week sooner than they originally told him. so in short i had to say in the wonderful town of las cruces. i compare that situation to seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, and then a clown hitting you in the face with a pie, and then kicking you in the nuts, and then saying that the light was actually a bright, bright picture of las cruces.

and it did not stop there folks. my brother ca kick my ass, and has made it very verbal that he will do so if i piss him off one more time. the irony is that it is physically impossible for me to piss him off on purpose, for he is wise to all of my trick and tactics, but i do it on accident on a regular basis. maybe hell end up in jail, as his brother that would make me sad, but if he were any other person i would simply laugh at him.

AND YOU MIGHT BE THINKING TO YOURSELF, "now hold on just a minute there mr. Negativity, things can't be all that bad! just look at that sun shining in the sky, the earth says hello!" well yes, it can be that bad. it can really easily suck that much. even if things have not been that bad, the two events that i have mentioned already overwhelm any of the small favors that i have recieved for these past four days, and the clown gaurding the light at the end of the tunnel has at least a couple more pies, because i get to attend a "family meeting" tonight, and that never ends good. but perhaps he will run out of ammo by the weekend. friday is usually a good day.

AND THAT AIN'T NO LIE!

as promised!



actually, that would be the morons fake son, but who doesn't love theo? and just look at how thoughtful he is!!!